Christmas and what..ANOVA?!

christmas mood's kicking in...

how sweet..and bitter

message no 331
from tan zc
date 29/11/2006
time 23:09
subject "Good luck for ur engine prof tml. I wont be able to experience the pain u r going through.. Haha.."

e.prof is only appetizer, what come next are the main courses..and i sincerely from the bottom of my heart wish that the yankees will notice you in a slightly unfortunate sense, no more vacancy for mechanical engineering ethics in ASU, and for Christ's sake, it's mechancial engineering ethics! you traitor! you are ISE! i cant believe hay's actually approved it, what have you done to him? but in any case, due to unforeseeable nature of your life, i will keep the materials that i m reading now exclusively for your future reference..it's ok, you dont need to be grateful to that, i m doing you a favour. haha.

e.com is really hell lotsa things to read up..and if i survive these 7 days 6 papers of roller coaster rides examination, i will sing happy birthday to myself, 'cause it feels like being born again...and somebody or anybody, plesase treat me something or anything after next tuesday, i need to be rewarded. haha.

going to eat banana.

无聊

on msn...
我：“我刚泡杯面”
安宇同学：“我刚吃pocky, dark choco”
我：“我可以email你我的杯面哦，现在科技发达了”
安宇同学：“好啊，没试过”

took pic, uploaded, hotmail, sent...

安宇同学：“不是吧”
安宇同学：“是不是我看了就会饱？”
我：“嗯”

后来才发现，下面的纸是m.log midterm II。。。

she's having baby and that's why she gets married

the bride and bridegroom down the way...
strangely, it was the bridegroom who was almost in tear..dude, you gotta be strong nice vocal band there...

ok, probably you cant tell that she's bearing a five month old baby girl, the gown did the trick. Dd's gorgeous, wasnt she? now 25, she's the bride, 4 months later she will be the mom, too bad i wont be here for the baby's 1st month celebration.. and according to her, she cant wait for the baby to see the light, 'cause it's simply ''torturing''..thank Lord, i m a man, and i m spared from symptoms like morning sickness, constipation, dizziness, fatigue, heartburn etc when you have a new life in ya belly..i thought catholics are very concerned with pre-marital pregnancy, but well, the only remedy to that is to get married offically fast, at least before the baby's kicking up..my mom had me at the same age as Dd, so look at me now, i m pretty sure her daughter will be great..she grabbed me, and asked "so when is your turn, Mr. ever-single-yet-not-available?", that's a very pre-mature question for a 21 year old, but rest assured Dd, i will be cautious and i will not get my girl pregnant in the accidental fashion.after hugging goodbye with Dd, the guys claimed that night was still young and shall go for cups of drinks at clark quay..they offered me to go MOS, but clubbing wasnt my game, anyway i still had alcohol, too much hospitality to resist. and hit home at 15 pass twelve, got scolded for neglecting the calls, wasnt my fault entirely 'cause the phone was dead..quite amazed that i could still wake up 8am this morning and went school, think i m immuned to alcohol.

i like my mao's shirt.

书中自有颜如玉

这两天ibm lab不让进，所以转移阵地到中文馆。 昨天一长得很出水芙蓉，国色天香的同学坐我对面，真是的，让我心不在焉一整天；今天又回到中文馆，谁人知，出水芙蓉，国色天香又出现了。黄色斑点上衣，牛仔裤，还有粉红色的指甲油。没心思读书，真是苦恼。还好明天ibm重新开放，我是不可以再踏入中文馆了。

在中文馆读书也不是没有收获，来一首诗

最后的那一天

在春风不再回来的那一年
在枯枝不再青条的那一天
那时候天空再没有光照
只黑朦朦地妖氛弥漫着
太阳，月亮，星光死去了的空间
在一切标准推翻的那一天
在一切的虚伪与虚荣与虚空
赤裸的灵魂们，匍匐在主的跟前
我爱，那时间你我不必再张皇
更不须声诉，辩冤，再不必隐藏
你我的心，像一朵雪白的并蒂莲
在爱的青梗上秀挺，欢欣，鲜艳
在主的跟前，爱是唯一的容光

徐志摩

tuber's back

the girl's cool in the video, and she's wearing converse..

random

cut my hair, finally it doesnt look like a bird nest anymore...fixing the desktop, on demand from dad, as stubborn as ever, no room for negotiation, so spent the whole afternoon transferring the files from desktop to the laptop, and deleted some then realizing i did keep some useless stuffs, such as exam papers and some silly photos...went out for a walk, saw a new pet food store in the neighbourhood, the shop owner had a maltese, probably 2 or 3 years old with a strand of hair tied up with pink ribbon, but i do think that if anyone wanna make a good business outa this neighbourhood, just open a veterinary, residents here have all kinds of pets.

been pondering, the truth that i m seeking, but what if it's too disturbing to be handled;
compromised once, i had paid the price; i m not gonna let go this chance, opportunity cost once a life time.

11:09pm, i had a bad dream...i fear of losing her, so i said in the name of Christ, stay with me.

36

cant believe i stayed in school for 36 hours just to get project sim done, everyone of us were drained, i meant seriously drained...so, stepping outa ise lab in the early morning of 6am after burning up the last bit of energy on Nov 14, qz proposed to get some sleep in usp block since he's got a key to some function room, i gladly accpeted the sweet offer from qz...i fell asleep quick, and until qz woke me up at 9am, i ate all my words about how sweet he was...and when i stepped outa that function room and trying to get some water, i was greeted with a girl's loud giggling "qz! you slept with a guy in the room", that's the moment i felt like stuffing my middle finger into her nostril, and told her to bitch off, and that's the consequence of messing up with someone who had stared at the laptop over 10 hours and 3 hours of nap wasnt gratifying at all...

had roti prata as breakfast, and tin bought me cup of coffee before the 10am e.prof lecture started, and i mastered a new trick: imitating the way wikrom speaks, that's purely self-entertainment...

below is something that made me laugh, and zc i m helping you to improve ya chinese, and then you will really laugh from bottom of ya heart, if you have one..haha

一：每次她跟我说：“快点说你爱我”的时候我只能回答“我爱你”，而我每次这样要求她的时候，她只会回答：“你爱我”。
　　
二：每次她摸我肚子的时候，她总会说“好大的肚子”，而我摸她肚子的时候她总会说：“轻点，BB在里面”。晕死。 　
　
三：每次坐车或是走路不小心坐上或弄歪了她的提包时，她总是会说：“压死人家的包了。” 　
　
四：每次经过那些丰胸或者是胸罩的广告时，她总会不由自主地对我说：“我也想像那个女人那样子。” 　　

五：夜晚在海边沙滩漫步的时候，我把一个椰子壳扔到海里，她说：“如果椰子能被海浪冲回来，那么我们就会一辈子幸福。”扔出后，我才后悔刚刚扔的力度太大，在我不断地喊着“上帝保佑”约三分钟之后，椰子终于被冲回了沙滩。 　
　
六：她家的狗对我一直没什么好感，但是我一直坚信：“重赏之下必有勇夫。”于是第一次我拿着她家的狗食喂狗，但是她家的狗不屑一顾地走开了。第二次我带着和女朋友在麦当劳吃剩的食物喂它，我把那些肉骨拿在手上不断地在那只狗面前不断地晃动，一边跟它说：“看着我，记得我的样子。下次我过来别再叫了。”但是那只狗的目光却始终随着我手中的肉骨游走，根本不在乎我长得什么样，她却在旁边笑得人仰马翻。 　　

七：一般我去她家吃完饭我都会帮她洗碗，这时她立即像小猴一样蹦过来蹦过去，经常站在我旁边指指点点：“这个要洗干净点，那个用水多冲一下，筷子不要放这里。”我立即做势脱掉手套跟她说：“不要再唧唧歪歪了，你自己过来洗吧。”她立即以百米冲刺的速度跑回到电视面前坐下头也不回。 　　

八：头一天晚上我才跟她说：“我大四的时候很喜欢黎明，我觉得他穿西服的样子很优雅，很有气质，特别是在《无间道3》中的样子，简直是极度有型。”结果第二天报纸娱乐版头版头条：“黎明被爆闺房乐 乐基儿纵欲30日吸干男友。”于是我又被她狠狠地鄙视了一番。
　　
九：有一次我把手机忘在宿舍，然后自己出去吃饭，回来之后看到她的未接来电，于是立即复电给她，她在那边不依不饶地说：“为什么我打你手机总是听见一个女人的声音？”我立即吓得一身冷汗赶忙问：“怎么可能，哪个女人，她跟你说什么。”她很不满地地抱怨“那个女人不断地跟我说：您打的电话暂时无法接通，请稍后再拨。”我倒！
　　
十：每天晚上她总是打电话催我睡觉，但是我总是爱打机打到很晚，她每次一定要听到我关机的声音才肯睡觉。为了敷衍她的胡搅蛮缠，我一般都是注销一下，然后把音响的声音开好大，然后告诉她：“听到了吧，关机的声音。好了，我洗洗睡了，你也睡吧。”等她挂了电话我再继续玩，但是后来一个周末的早晨她过来找我发现我的电脑正在挂机，没办法，只好老实交代，坦白从宽。 　
　
十一：：我们去一个民族村玩，里面有个鱼池，导游小姐给了我四根鱼叉，就是投掷的那种，往鱼池里面像投标枪那样投，如果能投中鱼的话可以把鱼拿走。我连投了三根都没投中，于是我恼火了，我立即走到鱼聚集的池边，趴下身去，对准一群鱼的背部猛扎了下去，导游小姐立即在那边叫：“不是让你瞄准去扎是让你投啊。”但是她说得太迟了，一条鱼已经被我扎中了，但是在我把它提到半空的时候，鱼又滑下去了。她立即冲过来把我拖走了，一边还不停地唠叨：“可怜的鱼，今晚一定痛得睡不着了。”“没事，它老婆一定会好好服侍它的。”
　　
十二：她经常对我说：“我什么都听你的，你是一家之猪（主）嘛。”这时我必须赶紧更正：“哪里，我们家你和小白兔是领导，我只是苦力。”这样的回答才能让她满意。（注：小白兔是将来我和她结婚后生的女儿的名字，真是长远规划高瞻远瞩。都不知道是男是女，我曾经问过她如果是男的怎么办，她说叫“小黑猪”。我晕死，再说我也不姓“小”啊。） 　　

十三：在她家吃饭的时候，她总是会看看我的腿是否翘着二郎腿，如果是的话，她会立即把我的拖鞋踢飞，搞得我苦笑不得，后来她老爸也看不下去了，再她把我的拖鞋一脚踢飞之后她老爸迅速出脚把她的拖鞋踢飞了，一边对她说“看你再踢他的。”我立即冲了出去帮她把拖鞋拣了回来。

十四：当我和她一起看完电影《南极大冒险》，她很喜欢里面的雪橇犬，特别是里面的一只叫“麦克斯”的很聪明的犬，她想让我把网名改为这个，但是我却不予理会，因为我更喜欢电影里面一只袭击雪橇犬的特别凶猛的海豹，后来她熬不过我，还是让我把网名改为“南极大海豹”。
　　
十五：：有一次我在白云山上住了一晚，那晚我打电话给她，那时她还不是我女朋友，因为夜风很凉夜很静，所以我用很低沉的嗓音跟她说话，她说我的声音很有磁性，让我学电台的DJ说话，于是我就学电台里面情感点歌节目的DJ说话给她听，她听主持点歌节目的我的声音入迷了。后来她告诉我就在那天她被我深深地感染了，于是后来她又不断要求我在夜深的时候学电台DJ说话，被她缠不过，我只好继续学，不过我再也没有学过主持情感点歌的DJ，我一般都是学那些主持“不孕不育专家会诊”和关于“性病如何医治”的节目给她听，结果是被她骂个半死。
　　
十六：前天她跟我说：“猪，我后天不去你那里看你了，改在明天过去。”我问为什么，她说：“因为后天珍珠要去找你。”因为当时我并不知道台风要来，于是我就问：“哪个珍珠啊？男的还是女的啊？我都不认识。你怎么知道她来？”她咯咯地笑着说：“珍珠当然是女的啦，她去你那所以我就不能去你那了，免得打扰你们。”我赶忙解释：“我都不知道是谁，反正没关系啦，即使她来你过来也不要紧嘛，你才是我女朋友嘛，我请你们两个吃饭就是了。”她笑晕了。后来我才知道，原来要来的台风叫“珍珠”，真是被她玩死了。

that's not Mr.Kapo's...

look what i found when i m trying to get the certs...

subjectless

chased outa ibm lab by the security guard again...damn, presentation, presentation...

way to go before i could complete my helpsheet, so what? i wonder why i m concerned, there're zillions of things could perk me up, but i m blind...this time i've got enough cash in the wallet to get the cup of coffee to the street artist before he knocked off, he needed it more than me, and i quitted that long time ago..

the package's here, ready to pack my bags and pick up pens and the notepad, i m good to go if visa doesnt screw up like zc's...dad said to me when i just got my butt home near 12, "the account is active over there, fund's in, get the cash card from me before you leave", stunned for awhile, all i could respond was " that's cool "..i never knew he's so cool, threw me that 3 lines and he's back to the bedroom, i thought he's just a stubborn dude who only needs me to boot up the desktop when he wants to access the intranet...ok, fine, i m wrong, he's a cool father, stubborn nevertheless

大闸蟹

秋天将逝，大闸蟹不可错过。。。所以simulation课都没完，就先走人了，要是老大知道我是为了crab而逃课，一定会说我是crap，又要碎碎念说我是没出息的东西。哈，管他嘞，秋天要过了，一过就又要等一年了。

餐厅在marine cove，东海岸，环境还不错，视觉上的感觉是橘色系。其实上次5月6号 night cycling就是从那里附近出发的，各位ise的同志们，不知还记得否。。。其实，这里的大闸蟹虽然是从江苏太湖来的，可是好像香港的太湖大闸蟹比较好吃，也可能是最近食欲不佳，所谓的美味也变得不过如此。 但，好像也是很久没有这么放松地吃东西了，光是嗑那只1.5个拳头大的蟹，就嗑了半个多钟头。

吃饱喝足，就在东海岸的沙滩上走了走，怎么说我刚来新加坡的时候就在这里住了两年多，到月底就满来新7年了，7年之痒阿。。。突然间想到那个棕发蓝眼的德国邻居和他那个喜欢从我家门缝看电视小baby， 那时他好像刚上幼稚园，看到我还会hallo, hallo， 而我那年14岁。抽离回忆，又想到老大会说我没出息，虽然是玩笑话（我希望），但想想，觉得有时自己还真的没出息。叹，没出息怎么办？突然灵光一现，没出息的话就去开书pub，要有大片大片的落地窗； 书架绝对不可以是nus图书馆的那种，会吓跑客人的； 书架上的书绝对不会分类，觉得对味有缘分，就拿下来看；要有lounge bar的感觉， 饮料呢，要有果醋，咖啡要多奶，milk shake要少糖依此类推；后面要有个小庭院来种竹子，铺满鹅软石，放上几座镂空铁制的茶座；书pub的制服是绿色的大围兜，上面要放书pub的名字，诶，名字是什么还没想好。。。somebody slaps me to wake me up please

海风有点大，帽子的情绪很不稳定，身后的咖啡座传来maria carey的dont forget about us， 要是身边多个他，感觉会差很多吧。没带眼镜的老妈忽然很兴奋地说：“有人在溜猪，猪欸 。”，拜托有点常识好不好，猪的腿有那么长吗？猪有蹄的！那是只伙食办得不错的狗啦

ps: 陈水扁被起诉了，100块新台币值回票价了，捧场贴的倒扁贴纸接着贴吧

star what the...

Darth Vader in pinky hello kitty outfit:"where's my pink light sabre? i gonna show the jedis, fear me..."

the republic commando:" mom, i want to go home, darth vader's gone nuts.."

emergenceday, bite me

at last, i went through the e.prof final report again, uploaded and just let me rest in peace; later in afternoon, still have the presentation for e.com, i m still working on it, perfecting on my points trying to deliver as well as my accent...

had an interesting conversation in ibm lab, 10pm with t.wan, she suggested that cw out of appearence looked like a chinese national...and, it's kinda beyond my imagination that cw is my countryman, it is just hard for me. i m happy and comfortable to blend with locals and my countrymen and all other nationals in the class, i m pretty much enjoying that, and i just wonder how they regard me as...it's not a big deal, i always carry the identity with me, i m not Bourne..

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