Top 10 Not-So-Safe Places for the Holidays (from nus magazine, hooked)

10. Springfield. (How safe is it to let Homer Simpson work in a Nuclear Plant?)

9. Singapore. (It’s a fine city.)

8. New York. (You might get fired by Donald Trump.)

7. Gotham City. (It is really a dark place to drive around at night in Gotham.)

6. San Francisco. (The Charmed ones have been killing demons up until today.)

5. The Orange County (OC). (Too many good looking people live there and that’s freaky.)

4. Smallville. (Too many crazy people are exposed to Kryptonite)

3. Wisteria Lane. (Hot housewives make it great but still, there’s a murderer on the loose.)

2. Townsville. (The Powerpuff Girls can only save you before bedtime.)

1. Michael Jackson’s Theme Park. (It’s a different type of fun.)