Operation Big Gulp
Time: GMT(+8:00)--18:50
Location: J8 GV
Mission: smuggle two 500ml big gulps of coke into the theater
Collaborator: King
Objective: we like to defy rulez
Briefing: we've felt that too much monoply is taking place in the movie theaters, too much regulations, too much litmits, too much protectionism for their boss's end of year bonus...the burden is thus transferred to the movie goers. we refuse to buy the coke provided by them, coz half of the gulp would be filled with ice-cubes and yet is charged for at least 2 bucks, we are not stingy with da money, we feel unappreciated. that's the motivation for the covert mission. Sgt samson's got a perfect plan-out: hide the gulps in the grocery bags along with his snacks purchased and some camouflage with a magazine (warning: do not try this at home, coz u may end up spilling the drink all over the place, this requires skills) for our pride, we walked towards the tix officer, whom expectingly asked to check the grocery bags. under such a situation, staying cool is the only way out, and our camouflage did work. but, the second officer came, apparently with higher rank, and more experience presumably, saw through our disguise...we were required to surrender our big gulps to their fridge until the end of the show..gulps became the POW, but dun let ya head down, there's always come back.
Status: Mission Failed.
debriefing: over-confidence is killer, never too shy to have a back up plan.
looking forward to mission star wars with Sgt samson...D-day's coming
*salutes*
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