He's the man!!

was having lunch with steven, when his flocks of friends came by and told us to watch the webcast of math lecture yesterday. 'coz someone had turned the LT into the ground for love confession.

watched the webcast after doing the online lab..he's got the guts, even asked the lecturer to show his power point presentation with the name of the girl and a line:"take ma hand"..he too, presented a bouquet of flowers to the girl, creating a short buzz.

the end of the story isn't that romantic anw, heard the guy was rejected,but he's not from engine fac..i doubt too hu's got the guts to do that frm engine. we were speculating which fac is the guy from, most prob is from business.here's ma analogy.

so here are the different scenerios of love confession by the guys from different faculty:
from science physics dept, the guy would make a heart shape out of the carbon atoms since it's the most stable elements on earth, juz like his love for her...but the girl could only see that from the mega zooming microscope and says:"make me an diamond"
chance of success: 60%
from science chemistry dept, the guy would most probably spending his day in the lab making drugs!! ok, for those who got ma joke, have a good laughter..especially ant.
chance of success: 0%
from science math dept, the guy may be trying very hard to calculate his chance of success using normal distribution, fourier series, Lanplace transformation stoke's therom and concludes that as his life approaches death, taking limit of his love, performing integration over the girl, the result is infinity. hey dude, dun use jargon, juz say ya love will last forever...
chance of success: 80%
from school of medecine, the guy would walk up to the girl, drawing out scapler and slashing open his chest, taking out his heart and saying:"the impulse is because of you".ok, that's a failure...a girl will never be impressed by a dead man
chance of success: 10%
from school of business, he would most probably take it as an business project.making power point slides to impress the girl..ok it's proven failure by the guy yesterday..but should not undermine his courage for doing that,maybe juz a wrong target for him..shapen up ya love sensitivity!
chance of success: 50%
from school of law, he would stare into the eyes of that girl, and spouts out:"you have the right to remain silent, whatever you say would be taken as the testimony for the fact that you love me...love me or i will sue u" his reward would be a big slap..
chance of success: 20%
from engine faculty, as u all know, engineers are quite shy. so most prob he would make use of C++ programming and wiring that into the robot...he would remote control the robot to present the flower to the girl. well if rejected, self detonation, kamekazi!!
chance of success:-100%