synonyms

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
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>1. Yes = No
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>2. No = Yes
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>3. Maybe = No
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>4. We need = I want..
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>5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
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>6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
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>7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
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>8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
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>9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
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>10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
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>MEN'S ENGLISH:
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>1. I am hungry = I am hungry
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>2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
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>3. I am tired = I am tired
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>4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
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>5. I love you = Let's have sex now
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>6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
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>7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
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>8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
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>9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
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>10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
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>11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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